This episode of Fantasy Factory was SO HILARIOUS! At one point, honest to god, there were tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. The episode was about Drama becoming a "Man-Dime," which is basically a male who is a perfect 10 in the looks department. Also, Rob did some torc truck racing with Casey Currie. Don't forget, this re-cap IS NOT a substitute for actually watching the episode. Head over to mtv.com if you missed it on Monday!
I absolutely adored the opening clip. We all know I'm a sucker for anything Meaty and/or Beefy related, and the opening scene was Big Black and Meaty sitting at Rob's desk in his office.
Big Black (to Meaty) - "A couple years ago man, you were a stud! What happened?!"
Rob - "The moment that little bulldog (Beefy) showed up and he just went emotional. Sensi-pants"
Big Black and Rob went on to discuss how Meaty has been "replaced," or "out shined" by Beefy. Big Black explained how Meaty used to live the good life, flying on private jets, and having hot chicks rubbing all over him. Meaty got depressed and looked away, and then they cut to the opening credits.
After the credits, Rob walks over to Drama's office and Drama isn't in there. He asks Big Cat if he had seen Drama, and Big Cat says that Drama is at a dentist's appointment. Rob asked Big Cat how it could possibly take all day, since he has already been gone for four hours. Big Cat responds that Drama has been thinking about getting veneers, so it could possibly be about that. This was clearly news to Rob, as he explained how strange he thought that was.
Rob - "Have you ever seen someone with a mouth full of fake teeth?"
Big Cat - "I'd like to think if they were done right, you wouldn't be able to tell."
Rob - "Well, most of them aren't, and they look like straight human donkeys."
Rob said he would wait for Drama to get back, and when Drama came into the office, Rob was at his desk. Rob asked Drama if he was considering getting veneers, and Drama said he was. Rob said he had an issue with that. He said that since Drama was already so good looking, if he got a new set of teeth, he was afraid his life would change. Rob said people would start treating Drama differently and throwing free stuff at him. Drama said he didn't think it'd be that dramatic.
Rob - "You are just a couple moves away from a full fledged man-dime."
Drama - "Don't say that. A man-dime?"
Rob - A man-dime. A perfect ten in the form of a man; as the kids call them dime pieces, you are a man-dime."
Rob then went on to ask Drama about the veneers, and Drama said they give you a exact version of your teeth. He then pulled out his blackberry and showed Rob the wax version of his teeth. Rob started cracking up.
Rob - "Oh my god, you are going to be freaking gorgeous!"
After this, Rob got on one of those kicks where the ideas start flowing and he is basically unstoppable. He told Drama he can't stop here, he has to do a FULL makeover. He told Drama he could be come a model. Drama said he was pretty good how he is and he really has no interest in all the extra stuff. Well..we all know that Rob never takes no as an answer, and this was no exception.
Rob - "You are on a mission to become a man dime, and I'm going to help you. Project man dime is gonna change your life!...Women are going to love you and guys are going to want your mouth!"
In the next scene, Rob is racing a tiny little truck around the Fantasy Factory. Drama pokes his head out of his office and asks Rob what it is. Rob tells him that it is a torc truck, and he has one for everybody. Big Black and Big Cat join Rob and Drama, and Rob explains that they are basically Baja Trucks that are raced inside a track. Rob says he has a friend who is a pro racer, and he is going to let Rob race him. Rob is preparing by racing these tiny little remote controlled trucks around the factory. Chanel comes over and wants to try. We then see a montage of the crew racing these tiny cars all over. The cars seem indestructible. They are crashing into walls and ramps, and surviving without a scratch!
Rob - "I'll tell you what. These are fun, but it'd be a heck of a lot easier to drive a real torc truck."
Big Black - "Hellll no!"
Rob - "They are made EXACTLY the same way!"
Drama - "You would've DIED if those were real trucks."
In the next scene, Rob and Big Black are in Rob's office again, and Big Black is sitting with Meaty. Meaty is on his own chair, and BB is spinning the chair and singing "Rotisserie Dog, Rotisserie Dog." So cute!
Rob asks BB if he has ever noticed how messed up Drama's teeth are, and Black responds that he doesn't really look at a man's teeth when he is talking to him. Rob explains to Black that Drama is planning on getting veneers and Black had the same idea as Rob. He said that if he's going to go all out and get fake teeth, he might as well take it to the next level. Rob explained the term "man-dime" to BB, since BB has never heard that expression before.
Big Black - "Man-dime?"
Rob - "Have you ever heard of a dime?"
Big Black - "Dime piece.."
Rob - "What is a dime piece?"
Big Black - "A dime piece is a hot FEmale."
Rob - "You know what a man-dime is?"
Big Black - "A hot dude, I guess?"
Rob - "That's right!"
Rob says that he is the leader of "Project Man-Dime," and he asked Black if he wanted to help out.
Big Black - "Dude, if it's down to help a man's mouth? I'm in.."
They cut to a commercial, and when they get back, the next scene takes place in the Fantasy Factory. Drama, Rob, and Big Black are heading out to the dentist's office for Drama's veneer appointment. I have to say, this upcoming scene was the absolute funniest scene in the episode.
They get to the dentist's office, and the dentist shows them the before and after models of Drama's teeth. Rob tells everyone that he sees a slight "bucky-ness" in the after model, and Drama says that's his worst fear. We see a little bit of the process, and then Drama asks if he can sit up and take a little break. Rob and Black come in to see Drama, and immediatley start laughing. It's super hard to explain, but the way Drama looked with just his upper set was HILARIOUS!
Drama - "Do I look like Angelina Jolie?"
Rob - "LOOK at him! Is this a joke?! You're not making a face?"
Drama - "No."
Big Black - "You look like a BAD runway model."
Rob and Big Black couldn't stop laughing, and Drama was drooling all over the place.
Rob - "He looks like a Beverly Hills housewife."
Drama - "I don't want this."
Rob - "I hope a dime comes out of this because right now you went all the way down to a two."
This scene was SO HILARIOUS! My entire family was laughing so hard, and my mom and I both had tears in our eyes from laughing. Too funny.
Rob - "He's as ugly as he's ever been in his life!"
Big Black - "If I didn't know who you were, I'd give you change right now."
Then Rob turns to the doctor and says "Get in there and save him man. You look as inbred as you'll ever look."
SO funny!
Drama came out after the procedure and his teeth looked incredible. So much better than the halfway point. They left the dentist and then Drama was on his way to becoming a man-dime.
In the next scene, Casey Currie was at the Fantasy Factory, and Rob introduced him to Drama. He said Casey brought a mini torc truck to the Factory for Rob to practice with and this thing was so adorable. It reminded me of the mini gymkhana car, but it was obviously a little bigger since it was a truck, and it looked way sturdier. Rob started zipping around in the truck and then he went to thank Casey and he couldn't get out. Rob told Casey that Drama didn't believe in him, and then he started making truck noises.
Rob - "The reality of it is, sometimes if you sound like a champion, you become a champion."
In the next scene, it was time for the next step in Drama's man-dime adventure. Rob and Big Black entered Drama's office and told him it was time for hair extetntions, tanning, waxing and new gear. Drama said he didn't really want any of that stuff, and Rob said it would make him the happiest he'd be in his entire life. We saw a montage of Drama getting hair extensions, waxed, and spray tanned.
Chanel - "He needs to get the cover of GQ looking like this, straight up!"
Then Rob comes out in a french outfit and introduces us to one of his new alter egos, Le Pepe Le Pop. This begins Drama's photo shoot. Rob starts putting Drama in all these awkward and hilarious poses, with different outfits, and it was hilarious!
Le Pepe Le Pop - It's HOTTTT! It's MAGICCC! YESSS YESSSSS YESSSSSSSSSS!"
Le Pepe Le Pop asked Big Black to turn on the fan so Drama's hair could blow in the wind, and then we hear a huge fart.
Drama - "Did you FART into the fan?!"
Big Black - "I could've....pressures of the job.."
That was a wrap on the photo shoot, and everyone gave Drama a hug, except for Big Cat, who opted for a hand shake.
After the commercial, the crew was off to the torc truck track for Rob's race. Drama was still looking like a man dime with the hair extensions. Rob explained that since they are in the presence of a man-dime, it's only fair that Drama be the one to wave the flag to begin the race. The truck looked great, and it even had Rob's name on it. Drama waved the flag and the race began. It was a good race, Casey and Rob were both in 1st place at some point. Casey ended up winning the race, and then Rob told Casey that he is welcome to skate the factory whenever he wanted.
Rob - "First of all, I want to thank Casey, everybody that came out today, the man dime for giving me inspiration, big homie, the little rapper, weird guy, and everyone else involved here, thank you!"
In the next scene, Rob and Big are in Rob's office, and Drama comes in, looking like his old self again. Rob asks Drama where the man-dime went, and Drama said that being a man-dime kind of sucked.
Drama - "Dude, being a man-dime is really uncomfortable."
Rob - "Yeah?! Is THIS uncomfortable looking to you?"
And then Rob opened up Drama's portfolio of pictures.
Drama - "I'm bright orange."
Rob - "You're bright PERFECT!"
The pictures turned out hilarious, and Rob and Black decided that without the hair and tan, Drama drops down to a 6. Rob gave Drama the book and told Drama that one thing is for certain. For the rest of his life, he will always have a pretty mouth.
Rob - "You can walk a man-dime to the runway, but you can't force him to walk."
That wrapped up the episode, and honestly, it was way funnier than I could even describe in this blog. If you haven't seen it, please head over to mtv.com and watch it. They have full episodes up for viewing. They also have a hilarious deleted scene, where a model scout comes in to look at Drama before he gets his man-dime transformation, and she tells Drama everything that he needs to fix in order to be a perfect 10.
Watch Monday the 17th as the crew forms a heavy metal group "The Bleeding Frogs!" I'm sure it will be hilarious! 10:30pm/9:30pm central on MTV!
Check out dowork.com for the clothes that BB was wearing in the episode, and as always, check out youngandreckless.com for all the latest designs from Drama's clothing line, Young and Reckless!
Rob - "Have you ever seen someone with a mouth full of fake teeth?"
ReplyDeleteBig Cat - "I'd like to think if they were done right, you wouldn't be able to tell."
Rob - "Well, most of them aren't, and they look like straight human donkeys."
This was so funny haha