Monday's episode was titled "The Bleeding Frogs." This was a hilarious episode! Rob and the gang decided to form a metal group with The Athiarchists, a group that tours the country and plays out of their truck.
The episode opens with Rob skating one of the longest manuals of his career. If you don't follow skateboarding, and don't know what a manual is, it's basically where you are rolling, and the front wheels of the board are off the ground, but the tail end of the board doesn't touch the ground. You are balancing while rolling on only the two back wheels of the board. He skated down the blue ramp in the corner of the fantasy factory, ollied up over a couple of stairs directly into a manual. It lasted from the ollie, around by his office, all the way down another ramp, back towards the ledge that leads onto the ground. Then he fell, but it was still amazing and impressive.
Rob - "Just ripped off the LONGEST manny of my life and couldn't make it!"
After that, the opening credits started rolling and the show opens with Rob, sitting at his desk, playing the Wild Grinders game on his computer. If you want to check out the game, go to www.wildgrinders.com, and it's under the games section. I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty fun. The scene cuts to corpo, where Big Black is on a phone call, and loud metal music is blaring in the background. Everybody crowds by the window - Geoffrey, Chanel, Big Black, Tracy and Charlie. Big Black goes back to his office and calls downstairs to Rob to tell him about the metal band outside. Rob checks it out on the security camera and heads upstairs to watch with the rest of the crew. Rob decides that if they are going to drive all the way over to the factory to put on a show, the least he could do is invite them inside.
Rob goes outside and runs up to the truck, rocking out. He gets the group to stop playing, and asks them about what they do. They basically say they are a mobile rock and roll stage, and Rob invites them in. They roll into the factory and the crew come downstairs to listen. Big Cat is in his cage, looking a little bit scared, and Drama pokes his head out of his office, with a confused/shocked expression on his face. Big Black, Rob and Tracy are rocking out the hardest, and when the song comes to an end Rob introduces himself to the band.
Rob asked how they ended up in front of the Fantasy Factory, and the group explains that they got kicked out of Anaheim, and they thought the next best thing would be to pull up in front of the FF and play for Rob. They said their goal in life is to be on the road 365 days a year. Rob asks if they can ride along a bit and freestyle some metal. They agreed and the crew hit the road.
The truck pulls up to a Starbucks and fog is seeping out through the cracks in the door. The door goes up and the group starts rocking hardcore. Some people at Starbucks look annoyed, some look confused, and some are loving it. Even the barista's came outside to dance! Chanel is rockin in the front seat and Rob, Big Black, and Drama are in the back of the truck with the band. The song comes to an end and Rob thanks everyone and introduces the group as "The Bleeding Frogs."
Rob - "What a Bleeding Frog is, is when you see it in the forest and you throw a stick at it, and you accidentally hit the frog, and the frog bleeds - Bleeding Frog."
They take off down the street and we see a clip of the group rolling through Downtown Los Angeles, playing as they are driving. The truck pulls back into the factory, and you can tell everyone had a blast. Rob explained to the group that "Bleeding Frog," just came out of his mouth. He said it their destiny to start this "Kill-Hop" band called The Bleeding Frogs. Everyone agrees.
Rob - "Chanel can rap, Big Black can rap. Drama can...get a cowbell or something.."
Then Rob says if the band is down for this, he will take their mobile stage and give it a full makeover. He will make it the best mobile stage that has ever existed. The group is thrilled, and Rob puts them up in a hotel for awhile while he gets to work on the truck.
In the next scene, Rob, Drama, Big Cat and Big Black are playing with a frisbee. Rob points out that Big Black has some moves, and Big Black says that he could move better if he had pants like Drama. He was referring to the skinny jeans Drama was wearing, and said they are just like a football uniform. Big Black says he admires Drama for wearing them, and says he wants a pair.
Big Black - "There's no place in LA that's going to sell me a pair of skinny jeans in a 54."
Rob - "This is LA"
Big Black - "I'm gonna try and find a pair"
Rob - "You gotta be prepared to put your pipe on the side, you know what I'm saying?"
You could already tell where this conversation was headed. It was sure to be a classic one.
Rob - "Imagine PERFECT Hot Dog! Two meat cheeks and a fuckin dog in the middle!"
I was cracking up at this point. Then Rob went on to talk about how "rockers like to rock their side pipe good and hard," and then how Big Black could come in with his hot dog. It was so funny!
Big Black said he has never seen a large man in skinny jeans, so he is going to start designing some.
Drama - "I am proud to have him (BB) on my team! Team skinny jeans."
Big Black - "That's a team I want to be on right there."
After that scene, they cut to a commercial, and when they got back, Rob was in his office and Chanel, Drama and Big Black walked in. Rob told all of them that he had SO much fun when they were cruising around singing metal in that truck, but the embarrassing part is that none of them look metal at all.
Rob - "We all have to look like the grungiest, most beat up, hardcore, piss stained, muddy, sleepy drunk, throw up, nasty cigarette juice, sleeping in a creek somewhere - right next to a weird old bucket like you're a bum, that you just threw up in, and drank because you were so parched...that's what we need to be."
Drama - "Where do you go to find dirty 'I puked in a bucket and drank it,' sort of clothes?"
Rob - "You go to Melrose."
Haha, it's so true, and with that, the group heads off to a store on Melrose called "Forgotten Saints." The store specialized in grungy metal-ish clothing and artwork. They went inside and Rob explained to the woman at the store what they were looking for. The crew was able to find all sorts of unique things for their look in there. All of their outfits turned out amazing! (you'll have to watch the show to see what they looked like.) Big Black mentioned how everyone looked all rocked out with their skinny jeans, and he was going to get a pair for himself.
Rob - "What are you going to do about the top half? Maybe like a nice spandex shirt?"
Big Black - "Yeah. Cut the nipples out..with two tassels so I can roll em,"
And then Big Black proceeded to show us how he would roll the nipple tassels. It was so funny! Then the lady at the store chimed in.
Lady - "Yeah, but that's metal. You have to pierce them in there."
Big Black - "Woo, that's kinda tough."
You could tell Rob thought this was a GREAT idea, he was all for the nipple piercing.
Rob - "Look how serious the frogs are, the LEAST you could do is get your nipples pierced!"
Big Black - "I am committed to the frogs, but my nipples are not committed."
This scene was so hilarious! After that, there was a commercial break and we see Rob and Drama sitting in Rob's office. He got a call down from Big Black and BB said he was working on his skinny jeans line and he wanted to show Rob a pair. Big Black comes to the window and he is wearing these black skinny jeans with white paint splatters all over it. Rob was a little taken by surprise when he saw BB in those jeans.
Rob - "This has nothing to do with size, but from right here, it looks the same way the backside of a large cow looks."
Big Black - "Dude, this is hot in the streets right now!"
Big Black said he had a bunch of different styles, and Rob and Drama head upstairs to Big Black's office. Big Black puts his hat on, resembling the style Drama is wearing his hat, and Big Black asks "Who do I look like right now?"
Rob starts laughing because Big Black and Drama look a lot alike with the skinny jeans and hat.
Rob - "I hate to say it, but you guys look like twins right now!"
Big Black goes behind his jungle changing screen and he puts on a new pair of skinnies. He comes out in an all black pair and Rob comments on his "Side pipe." Rob goes up to Big Black and pokes his bulge. Rob and Drama are full on CRACKING UP at this scenario. As if the scene wasn't hilarious enough, Rob starts singing and dancing -
"I got a bun on my right, a bun on my left, and a big ole dog in the middle!"
Then Big Black started dancing along with him and it was SO FUNNY!
Drama - "We're getting lost in this man's crotch, we gotta calm down!"
Rob - "I've never met a man with a hot dog. I can't take my eyes off it!"
Drama - "It's one thing to notice it, it's another thing to COMPLIMENT it."
Big Black - "The bun's universal. It's the meat that really matters."
Rob - "I'll tell you what. It's okay to fish around a guy's bun. Just don't touch his dog."
Drama - "FISH AROUND IN HIS BUN?"
That ended the scene and then in the next one we see Rob and Drama in their punked out outfits. Even Meaty and Beefy had spiked collars and a Bleeding Frogs t-shirt! It was SO CUTE! Rob told Drama he needed to pick out a wig, and he had a table full of different wigs. Rob put on a long dark brown wig, and Drama tried a blond wavy one. Drama looked like a chick. After that one, he tried a dark curly-haired wig and it looked perfect. Big Black walked into the office with his head piece, a red bleeding frogs shirt with the nipple cut out and a tassel hanging, and some black skinnies. He looked incredible! On top of all that, he had the ass piece cut out of his jeans to show a little bit of ass. It was hilarious!
Big Black - "When you're a rocker, you gotta show T&A."
I was laughing so hard at this point. Big Black started shaking his nipple tassel and Rob started dancing. So funny!
Chanel called Rob's office from the front desk and said that the rest of the Bleeding Frogs had arrived. Rob told her to bring them in, and he gave them some Bleeding Frog patches to pin onto their clothes. It was time for him to unveil the new truck. Rob brought the truck in and it looked incredible! Brand new paint job, black with the logo and a giant skull painted across. It was so awesome. The inside looked great as well, and Rob said there was one more thing. Rob went over to Big Cat and asked if he wanted to join the Bleeding Frogs. Big Cat replied "Sure," in a very hesitant voice. He exited his cage and Rob handed him this incredible frog costume! It was so adorable and Rob spray painted blood all over it to turn it into a "Bleeding Frog." Big Cat didn't look too happy about it, but it really did look so funny and it fit perfectly.
After that, they all loaded in the truck and drove to their destination. Once inside, Rob thanked The Athiarchists again for giving them the opportunity to form the Bleeding Frogs, and then it was time to Rock and Roll.
They pulled up to a line of people waiting for something on Hollywood Blvd, and they got the fog machine started. The doors went up and Rob introduced the band. They started full on rocking out and it was awesome. Rob was singing, Drama had the cowbell, and Big Cat was hopping around in front of the truck in his frog suit. Big Black got on the mic and was great. Chanel started rapping and she killed it. The ended the song, closed the door and drove off, and it was SO awesome! They were all so excited about how the show went. It went off perfectly!
Rob - "That was incredible! We might have to change our name to The Bleeding Frogs, and the Bulging Hot Dogs."
Big Black - "Dude..you can touch the bun, but don't touch the meat."
With that, episode 403 came to an end. It was such a hilarious episode! On Monday, April 25th, the crew forms a dodgeball team - The Dodging Devil Donkeys. It looks like it will be a good one! Check out a sneak peek at mtv.com, where Chanel gets a little beat up with some balls coming at her face..and yes, I know, that sounded totally inappropriate. You know what I mean. Check it out! Also, if you missed any of the episodes from this season, they are all up on mtv.com.
As always, you can purchase Big Black's clothing at dowork.com, and clothes from Drama's brand, Young and Reckless at youngandreckless.com. Until next time...
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