Season 4 Episode 6 of Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory

This episode of Fantasy Factory was titled "Ginger Lion," and it was about Rob's mom Pat visiting the factory and Rob making her the star of a Bill My Parents commercial. It was a hilarious episode. Rob also decided to turn Big Cat into a "Ginger Lion," for the commercial, hence the title of the episode. Out of all the things Rob makes Big Cat do, this was one of the funniest, just because of how ridiculous he looked in his outfit.

The show opens with Rob, Big Black and Big Cat around the punching machine. Rob tells Big Black to pretend he is his girlfriend.

Rob - "What'd he do!?"
Big Black - "He touched my ass! And touched my boob!"
Rob - "WHAT'D HE DO!?"

Then Rob got all riled up and punched the machine as hard as he could. He got an even 800. Then BB made up a scenario about how some guy touched Big Cat's ass in the club. He had to "defend a man's booty hole," so he punched the machine and got an 815.

Big Black (while walking away) - "Night Night! Make your booty hole tight!"

Then the opening credits start to roll and when we get back Rob is sitting in his office. He is on the phone, calling his mom, and when she answers, he uses a hilarious voice and pretends he is Barbara, a women who lives around the corner.

Rob (as Barbara) - "Hey Pat, this is Barbara from around the corner, I just left the area and I think my dog might have done a little bit of a doo doo in your yard."
Pat - "Well, I don't know what to yell ya."
Rob (as Barbara) - "I mean, it just opened up it's butt hole.."
Pat - "ROB!"
Rob - "What?"
Pat - "Stop talking like that!"

Then Rob and Pat started to discuss how they could make Pat a superstar. Drama walked into the office and sat there as Rob continued to tell Pat how he has partnered with a company called Bill My Parents. The company is about parents controlling a pre-paid debit card for their teens to shop with. Parents set the limits, and the kid can spend it when they go out shopping. Pat said it sounds like a great idea, and then Rob asked her to be in a commercial for the company.

Rob - "Ill tell you what. You are going to help parents like yourself to not raise excessivley reckless kids like me."
Pat - "That sounds like a great idea!"

Then Rob explained that Drama will help somehow, though he doesn't know what he will do because he is not sure what Drama ever does.

Rob - "At this point, all he does is have really good teeth."

Then, Rob and his mom had an adorable exchange of "I Love You's", which I am going to type out, because I thought it was so cute, haha.

Rob - "Love you."
Pat - "I love you, Rob."
Rob - "And who else do I love?"
Pat - "Dad."
Rob - "And who else?"
Pat - "Denise."
Rob - "And who else?!"
Pat - "Meaty, Beefy.."
Rob - "Who else?"
Pat - "I don't know..."
Rob - "Who else do I love?!"
Pat - "I don't KNOW who else."
Rob - "Come on, who else would I love?"
Pat - "Chris?"
Rob - "There you go, I certainly do, mom."
Pat - "And Scott."
Rob - "Eh..I LIKE Scott."

Rob got off the phone with his mom, and in the next scene the crew is having a skateball home run derby. Skateball is a lot like baseball, but you use a skateboard as a bat. When Rob was up, Big Cat kept talking shit and told him he sucks. Rob said he can't get motivated unless there's a wager on the line. They decided that if Big Cat wins, Rob gives him $1000. If Rob wins, Big Cat has to dress up as a Man Cat for Patty's Bill My Parents commercial. Big Cat went first and hit 4 out of 10. Rob ended up hitting 5 out of 10 and won the bet. Rob was so excited, he lifted Big Cat over his shoulder and started spinning him in circles.

There was a commercial break, and then Rob walked into the Fantasy Factory with Patty. Chanel was sitting at the front desk and Rob asked Chanel if she had any advice for Patty who is starring in the Bill My Parents commercial.

Chanel - "It get's pretty crazy, but you gotta just roll with it."

The next scene, Rob, Patty, Big Black and Drama were sitting at a table and doing a table read for the commercial. Rob explained to Patty that a table read is when they sit around a table and go through the entire script. Rob told Patty that she will be able to get whatever she wants on set tomorrow. Water, snacks, even someone to read her book.

Rob - "You are not Patricia J. Dyrdek. She's Pattye."

Rob pronounced it "Pat-Tay. Rob explained that the commercial needs "The genuineness of a midwest mother who can actually act."

Patty - "Pattye cannot actually act."

They start to read through the script. The commercial takes place inside a "sketchy" taxidermy shop. Big Black plays the proprietor. Big Cat will be mounted with the other jungle cats. Patty plays the mom, and Rob plays her son who wants to buy a ridiculously expensive stuffed beaver.

After the table read, Rob asks Patty if she wants to go into the foam pit. She's never been in it before, and it looks like she doesn't really want to. They go over to the foam pit, and she says she will jump if Rob and her jump together. Rob looked so excited to jump in with Patty.

Rob - "Was it fun?"
Patty - "Yeah, I guess."

In the next scene, Rob and Big Black are walking towards Big Cat's office and Rob has some stuff in his hand, which is never a good sign for Big Cat. Drama comes out of his office and they all go over to Big Cat. Rob gives Big Cat his Man Cat costume for the commercial, and Rob tells him that Big Black will also be starring in the commercial.

Big Cat - "Does he (BB) have to dress up too?"
Rob - "He is a taxidermist. What he COULD do, is bend you over and stuff you."
Big Black - "I could do that."
Drama - "It could always get worse."

Big Cat puts the costume on and Rob gives him the head piece.

Rob - "This is what makes this so special. You are going to be the world's very first...Ginger Lion."
Big Cat - "This sucks."

Then Rob pulled out a bunch of red haired wigs and said they could all be gingers. Rob, Drama, and Big Black put the wigs on and they looked hilarious! Big Cat told Rob he looked like Shaun White, which was true and very scary, haha. Rob grabbed his skateboard and said if he is Shaun White, he could probably do some 540's right now. He tried and failed. They all started skating in a row in their ginger wigs, with Big Black running along side them. It was a great scene. We saw a montage of them all skating, and then they started playing basketball. Rob made one of his ridiculous basketball shots, this time from laying on the ground on his back. He made another shot, this time backwards, and he then he started running in circles shouting "I've got GINGER POWER!"

Rob - "Think of how incredible I'd be if I was a ginger!"

There was a commercial break and then it was time to load into the limo and head to the commercial shoot. Rob asked Patty who is on the top of the sexy scale for her, and she responded "Fabio," without even having to think about it.

Drama - "So Fabio is it. The top of the top."
Patty - "All women like him. Let's put it that way."
Rob - "I've seen him a couple times by my house, he lives up by my house."
Patty - "Can we go by?"

Haha, I thought that was hilarious. Patty has this super famous son, and she would still be excited to just drive by Fabio's house like a regular LA tourist.

Rob (laughing) - We could try to find him, I don't know.."

They pull up to the commercial shoot and Patty went straight to hair and makeup. In another trailer, Big Cat was getting his Ginger Lion makeup and Big Black was getting into his costume. Big Cat told Big Black that he looks like Chef. I think this went over a lot of the younger Fantasy Factory fans heads, but as a long time South Park fan, I thought it was hilarious! He DID look like Chef! Rob came in to see how everything was going and he started cracking up as soon as he saw Big Cat.

Big Cat - "This is twice in a month I've been dressed up like a 5 year old on Halloween."

Big Cat looked SO HILARIOUS! It's really hard to explain how perfect his costume came out. I promise if you see it, you will laugh just from the look of it. Patty made a comment about how it was kind of cold in there, but Rob took it way out of context and demanded that someone get Patty a sweatshirt. Patty said no, that wasn't necessary, but then someone got on his walkie and asked to find a blanket for Patty.

Rob - "That's all you gotta do! You just yell it out and they get it for you. Diet Coke! She wants a Diet Coke!"
Patty - "No I don't!"
Drama - "ROMANCE NOVEL!"
Rob - "Somebody get Fabio!"

They begin to film the commercial and it looked like they had so much fun! Patty's scene wrapped and it was time to bring Big Cat in. Everyone was cracking up at how amazing and hilariously perfect Big Cat looked.

Rob - "Forget Fabio, that guy's got a real mane."

They posted Big Cat up on his rock, between a couple of lions and shot about 6 seconds of footage.

Drama - "6 hours of makeup & 6 seconds of footage.."

They all started laughing about how poor Big Cat has been in the trailer for six hours perfecting his makeup. They wrapped on the commercial and then it was time for a commercial break. In the next scene, it was time for the premiere of Patty's commercial. Gene was here and they were driving up to the Fantasy Factory. Rob pulls right up to the carpet and there are paparazzi waiting. The crowd (made up of Chanel, Talisha, Shannon, Charlie, Brian, Paul, Geoffrey, Tracy, Big Cat and Big Black) are all cheering. Rob tells Patty to just stay right there, he has a surprise to walk her down the red carpet. Rob brings Fabio out who is holding a bouquet of roses for Patty. Patty looked SO surprised and excited! Fabio gave Patty a hug.

Fabio - "Hi Patty! Welcome to your premiere!"

Fabio gave Patty the roses and walked her down the red carpet.

Patty - "Get our picture Gene! Oh, now this is exciting!"

Rob introduced Patty and Fabio.

Fabio - "Nice to meet you."
Patty - "It's nice to meet you!"
Rob - "Can you believe he's live in person?"
Patty - "I told my son you were the most gorgeous man!"
Fabio - "After your son of course!"
Patty - "Oh, no, no. NOBODY at my work is going to believe this!"

They all went into the DC Lounge and it was time to premiere the commercial. Rob introduced the commercial, and then we saw it. It was SO GREAT! They did an awesome job making this commercial, I thought it was hilarious! Patty was perfect and Big Cat looked so funny! If I was 10 years younger, I'd be begging my parents for this Bill My Parents card. Hell, I kind of want one anyways, just because you can get a card with Meaty and Beefy on it!

That ended the episode, and next week we see WWE Legend Rowdy Roddy Piper teach Rob how to wrestle, and Rob and the gang travel to Atlanta for Wrestlemania! Don't forget to watch, Monday, May 16th at 10:30pm/9:30pm Central on MTV!

As always, if you are interested in Big Black's clothing line, you can find it at dowork.com. It is also currently available at some Zumiez, Pacsun's and Tilly's stores.

Drama's brand is available at youngandreckless.com and also at PacSun, Zumiez and Tilly's.

For more information on the Bill My Parents card, visit billmyparents.com.

Until next time...