Monday's episode of Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory was the "Best of, Bonus, and Behind the scenes," episode that they have each season. It's one of my favorite episodes because I love seeing the footage that didn't make it into the show. There is only so much time in each episode, so you know that there is tons of stuff that the fans never get to see. This episode didn't disappoint..it was hilarious!
The show opens with Executive Producer Shane Nickerson making one of those impossible basketball shots in the Fantasy Factory. After that, Rob intros us to the episode, explaining that we are about to see some of the behind the scenes footage of what goes on inside the Factory. The opening credits roll and when we get back, Rob and Drama are standing in the factory. Rob introduces himself and introduces Drama as "the insatiable, beautiful, Chris 'Drama' Pfaff," haha. Rob said that earlier in the season Justin Bieber stopped by the factory, and Rob tried to inspire him to be a little bit crazy.
Rob - "The reality of it is, you break the Bieber..you disappoint the earth!"
Drama - "Don't break the Bieber.."
We saw a little bit of unseen footage from the season premiere that included Justin Bieber punching the UFC punching machine, doing back flips off the side of the foam pit, and shooting some hoops. He also took the go-kart for a ride and at the end, we saw him drive the go-kart into the foam pit.
The next scene, we see another clip from the season premiere, this time it was Rob driving the forklift with the tiger death box into the factory. The death box fell off the fork lift, and then we got to see some unused footage of Jen O'Connor, one of the producers of Fantasy Factory, and we saw how unhappy she was with what just happened. After that, Rob explained how he had to go out and have someone create a steel frame for a new death box. That led us into the next clip, the tiger attack from the season premiere.
There was a commercial break, and when we got back we saw some behind the scenes footage of Drama getting his veneers. Drama and the veneers was by far one of the funniest scenes of the season. Looking at poor Drama's swollen face as his mouth is completely numb was hilarious! We see producer Mike Lang come in and ask Drama if he can get a picture of him smiling. Drama said yeah, but he can't really smile. He'd have to lift his entire lip up.
Drama went up to the camera guy and lifted up his upper lip, and then you hear the camera guy say -
"You just fuckin drooled on me!"
Haha, it was so hilarious! Rob then showed a picture of how Drama used to look before his surgery, while himself and Big Black kind of ripped on Drama a little bit. This led into one my favorite scenes - Drama at the dentist.
After that, we saw a deleted scene from that episode, where Rob brought in a modeling expert to evaluate Drama and see what changes needed to be made in order for him to reach "man dime" status.
Rob - "Walk by him in the mall, wouldn't even look at him. A little bit of tan, some waxing, a little bit of hair..."
Drama - "And you'd walk by me in the mall and punch me."
Rob - "No. Run up on you, and put a tongue in your mouth, male or female on the ASAP on your gorgeousness."
The model expert asked Drama to take off his t-shirt, so she could evaluate him, but Drama wasn't too comfortable taking it off. Big Black volunteered to take his off if it'd make Drama more comfortable. Soon, both Drama and Big Black were topless in Rob's office. Then the model expert asked Drama to walk, and Drama didn't really know what to do.
Rob - "DO NOT WALK like you're some scared turtle right now!"
Then Rob demonstrated his model walk, which was executed perfectly.
Rob - "Put your swag on!"
Drama then did a pretty decent model walk. He asked the model expert if this is what it's really like when a model goes in for casting. She replied that usually they also make you take your pants off. Drama said he is not doing that one. It was a pretty funny scene.
After the clip, Rob had the portfolio of Drama's man dime pictures.
Rob - "Hey gorgeous Chris! What are you going to do right now? Oh, you're going to take a commercial break gorgeous Chris?"
Then Rob threw to a commercial break. Rob put his face behind the Drama picture and said -
Rob - "Oh god, I'm so hot! I'm so hot as a man, I just want to rub around on things, I just want to rub around!"
Then, in the same voice Rob was using to imitate Man Dime Drama, Big Black said -
Big Black - "I gotta go throw up my mcdonalds I just ate"
After the commercial break it is time for the "Gentle Neill" scene from the Best of, Bonus and Behind the scenes episode. During each one of these episodes, Rob calls out Neill, one of the Fantasy Factory camera men. I guess Neill is a little bit on the shy and awkward side. He actually comes across more awkward than Big Cat, if that's even possible. The Neill scenes are some of my favorite in each of these episodes, so I was looking forward to this.
It's really hard to translate someone's awkwardness into words, so you really have to watch the episode to see why this is funny. Rob had Neill attempt to explain the next scene, but it didn't work out too well.
Rob - "Not too many people are afforded the opportunity to have a full fledged, full scale, gentle man. His name - The Gentile Neill."
Neill proceeded to try and tell us that we will now be seeing some behind the scenes footage with the cast and crew of Fantasy Factory. Neill didn't do to good, so Rob took over, and then we saw a few behind the scenes clips.
Rob - "Neill..good try. Stay special, and always be gentle."
We see the crew in the Tiger Death Box.
Big Black - "I thought when I came back guys, it was gonna be mellow man."
We then get in to a montage of the cast and crew having fun and doing crazy things on set. Punching machine, dodge balls, back flips, basketball shots and torc trucks.
After that, Rob introduced us to the clip of the dodge ball game from the "Dodging Devil Donkeys" episode by using the ball launching machine to haul balls at Big Black as he tried to hit them with a shovel. We see a little bit of the game, up until the ball slammed into Chanel's head, chipping her tooth.
Rob - "It was devastating. I mean, the reason she had a helmet on in the first place, is it was out of her safety! Last thing we wanna do is see this face get destroyed by a dodge ball."
We then see the clip of Chanel getting slammed twice in the face with the dodge ball in the Fantasy Factory.
After that clip, Rob explained how when you own a place like the Fantasy Factory, all different types of people come by. Rob said he was lucky enough for a death metal band to pull up and rage out of their truck. That led to the group forming "The Bleeding Frogs," the heavy metal kill-pop band. Because their name was "The Bleeding Frogs," they needed an incredible mascot to go with, and that happened to be Big Cat in a frog suit. The camera panned to Big Cat in his cage, dressed in his frog suit and Rob started singing -
Rob - "He's an awkward frog!"
Group - "Awkward frog!"
Rob - "He's an awkward frog!!"
Group - "Awkward frog!"
Then we saw the clip from "The Bleeding Frogs" episode where the group hit up a Starbucks and put on an impromptu show. After that, Big Cat hopped us into a commercial break.
When we get back, there is a clip of Rob, Patty, Drama and Gene in Rob's car, and Byron Miller, the audio supervisor comes over the speaker and tells Drama he needs to turn his phone off because it is interfering with the sound.
Rob - "I love that Byron has to come over the walkie to like..."
Patty - "Well, he said it was interfering, so he has to come back, like you guys are little kids and tell you again! Only in greater detail!"
Byron - "Thank you mom."
Gene - "Very good!"
Classic Mom Patty line. So funny. I love when The Dyrdek's are in an episode. It's always so funny, and I look forward to the episode this season where Patty becomes a spokesperson for Bill My Parents.
After that scene, Rob, Big Black, Drama and Big Cat are sitting in Rob's office and Rob asks Big Cat and Drama if they love each other.
Drama - "Yep. Love each other."
Rob - "Can't you look freely into his eyes and tell him you love him? Lock eyes."
Drama "No."
Rob - "Just lock eyes and don't say I love you."
Drama - "Nope."
Big Cat - "Pass."
Rob - "JUST LOCK EYES!"
Rob then pulled out a horn and attempted to blow it, but it exploded in his hands.
Drama - "That thing has been through too many hugs."
Rob explained that it is a hug horn, and every time he blows, Big Cat and Drama have to hug. It will be featured in an upcoming episode. We then see a preview clip titled "Brother Bond," where Rob, Big Black, Big Cat and Drama are all sitting on the floor in Rob's office, with candles in the center. Rob is explaining how important it is that they show how much they love each other, and he asks them to hug. They hug, but there was a gap in between their bodies. Big Black and Rob demonstrate how they looked.
Big Black - "Hug him how you'd hug your woman!"
Drama - "But he's my brother!"
Big Black - "But you guys grew up together!"
Rob - "Put it in tight. Put it in tight. Close your eyes."
While Big Cat and Drama were in their hug, Rob pulled out the hug horn and blew, and let them know that whenever it goes off, they have to hug.
After the scene, Rob explained what other exciting things we can look forward to this season. Hug Horns, wrestling in the WWE, jumping out of a balloon, and going to Mardi Gras is just a little bit of what we still have to come in season 4.
That was a wrap on the Best of, Bonus and Behind the scenes episode. On Monday, the 9th, we see Patty and Gene come to the Fantasy Factory for a visit! I can't wait!
Don't forget, if you need to catch up on any of the episodes, they are all available at fantasyfactory.mtv.com.
If you are interested in Big Black's clothing line, it is available at dowork.com, and Young and Reckless is at youngandreckless.com.
All of the amazing Street League clothing that Rob wears is available at zumiez.com. Until next time...
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